Baby Torture Device?
The Constable has a little 2 month old bundle of joy. And I'll be damned if baby will ever be hung like a purse or coat. First of all, if I'm carrying this device, it means I have my baby bag with me, which also means I have the stroller. So I'm just gonna wlatz into the handicapped stall, like I always do, and let baby contniue to sleep in his stroller while daddy does his business.
What was the maker of this product thinking? Anyone care to place bets on how often this will be used by the clueless as a sort of time-out for crying babies? What's the address of their registered representative? Cause someone will get sued sooner than later.
November 22, 2006
November 17, 2006
Celebrating 3 Years of Wedded Bliss
You didn't know it, because the Constable is a private person... but the Misses and I are coming up on our 3rd wedding anniversary. The gift this year is leather. Having gone through the paper roses the first year, and the cotton bathrobe last year, I thought I keep the bar low and get her some nice leather house slippers.
You see kids, it's important to pace yourself when giving gifts to your significant other. Because every year, for whatever the ocassion, your gift HAS to be better than the year prior. So when you're dating and buying the bling-bling, don't start out right at the top with the 2-carat VSI D-E platinum mounted stud earrings. How are you going to top that NEXT year?
Anyway. Now you know. The constable has been happily married for almost 3 years now. And my gift giving has PLENTY of room to grow.
You see kids, it's important to pace yourself when giving gifts to your significant other. Because every year, for whatever the ocassion, your gift HAS to be better than the year prior. So when you're dating and buying the bling-bling, don't start out right at the top with the 2-carat VSI D-E platinum mounted stud earrings. How are you going to top that NEXT year?
Anyway. Now you know. The constable has been happily married for almost 3 years now. And my gift giving has PLENTY of room to grow.
November 16, 2006
No Smokes For You!
Nazi-Germany City Bans Smoking Except In Your Own Castle
Well we all knew it would come to this. It started with airplanes. "It's not fair to the nonskokers. You're in a locked container with these chain smokers... Think of the children!".
And then it progressed to "nicely" (by force of law) requesting that business owners provide designated non-smoking areas. "Hey it's good for the customers, gumint knows best, business owner is stooooopid." And then it was outright smoking ban in restaurants "You know the designated non-smoking section was jsut a first step.... this is soooo much nicer now. Pass the bacon!"
And then it was banned next to the entrances to places where smoking is banned. Cause you know, having been exiled to the outside, those smokers just huddle together... Need to send them back 200 feet!
And now this. You have to own a DETACHED home... basically you have to be rich to smoke.
Oh yeah, but lets legalize pot. I say: Lets legalize tobacco first. OK you liberal hippie commie pinko scumbag? OK....
Well we all knew it would come to this. It started with airplanes. "It's not fair to the nonskokers. You're in a locked container with these chain smokers... Think of the children!".
And then it progressed to "nicely" (by force of law) requesting that business owners provide designated non-smoking areas. "Hey it's good for the customers, gumint knows best, business owner is stooooopid." And then it was outright smoking ban in restaurants "You know the designated non-smoking section was jsut a first step.... this is soooo much nicer now. Pass the bacon!"
And then it was banned next to the entrances to places where smoking is banned. Cause you know, having been exiled to the outside, those smokers just huddle together... Need to send them back 200 feet!
And now this. You have to own a DETACHED home... basically you have to be rich to smoke.
Oh yeah, but lets legalize pot. I say: Lets legalize tobacco first. OK you liberal hippie commie pinko scumbag? OK....
November 15, 2006
That Will Teach The Martians
So slashdot had this story about how KFC Becomes First Logo Visible From Space.
All I can say is that this makes us the greatest species in the solar system, bar none. And it does suddenly make me hungry for some nice fried chicken breast.
All I can say is that this makes us the greatest species in the solar system, bar none. And it does suddenly make me hungry for some nice fried chicken breast.
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