No Smokes For You!

Nazi-Germany City Bans Smoking Except In Your Own Castle

Well we all knew it would come to this. It started with airplanes. "It's not fair to the nonskokers. You're in a locked container with these chain smokers... Think of the children!".

And then it progressed to "nicely" (by force of law) requesting that business owners provide designated non-smoking areas. "Hey it's good for the customers, gumint knows best, business owner is stooooopid." And then it was outright smoking ban in restaurants "You know the designated non-smoking section was jsut a first step.... this is soooo much nicer now. Pass the bacon!"

And then it was banned next to the entrances to places where smoking is banned. Cause you know, having been exiled to the outside, those smokers just huddle together... Need to send them back 200 feet!

And now this. You have to own a DETACHED home... basically you have to be rich to smoke.

Oh yeah, but lets legalize pot. I say: Lets legalize tobacco first. OK you liberal hippie commie pinko scumbag? OK....